And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Success! We fucked roommates!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
