Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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