last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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