Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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