THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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