Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
