HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
