Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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