I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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