problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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