sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.