Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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