Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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