Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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