I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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