The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT