he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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