So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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