we're blogging at a bar
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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