Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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