dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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