Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
another moral hangover. fuck.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
