drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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