Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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