If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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