just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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