You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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