Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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