i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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