careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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