Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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