question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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