TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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