On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My feet surprised me
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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