You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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