dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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