i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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