after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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