Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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