Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
