it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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