Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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