I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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