arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Sorry about my life...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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