I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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