you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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