I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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