oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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