Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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