He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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