so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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