i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Can I color on your dick again?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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