we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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